I am genuinely fucked. I am so fucked. Do you know how fucking humiliating it is to be me. I cannot look at Cinderella carriages OR pumpkins normally everytime I see any of those things I go I can't fucking take it. This isn't even funny anymore and now at the height of it I'm making a fucking webpage and for what? what end goal? there isn't one. i fucking hate the carriage so fucking much it has ruined my life. I hyperventilate when i see a fucking PUMPKIN at the GROCERY STORE i lose my SHIT when anyone says the word CARRIAGE and then i look like a CRACKHEAD. i literally saw a cinderella carriage toy in my neighbors yard and in the dead of night i tresspassed on their property to take a picture with the flash on to show my friends and say this is an actual psychotic disorder and it's all due to KAORU FUCKING HITACHIIN!!!!
I HAVE A FUCKING SHIRT OF THIS NOW SOMEBODY MADE ME A GOD DAMN FUCKING SHIRT. NOW I CAN GET MY ASS KICKED IN PUBLIC I CAN PROUDLY PROCCLAIM I AM A MENTALLY UNSTABLE INDIVIDUAL A RIPE TARGET FOR THE POLICE AND CIA ALIKE TO ASSASSINATE. THANKS. THANKS! YOU SURE FUCKING CARE ABOUT MY WELLBEING. YES I WEAR THE SHIRT IN PUBLIC. IF YOU SEE ME DO NOT FUCKING RTALK TO ME. IF YOU SAY THE WORDS "P*MPKIN" "C*NDERELLA" OR "CARR*DGE" IN MY GENERAL PRESENCE YOUR BODY WILL BECOME A VESSEL FOR THE CREATURES OF THE OCEAN. FUCK YOU. ASSHOLES.
it has unfortunately come to my attention that some people believe the carriage allegory does get resolved in the final episode. the fact that the carriage haruhi & friends were riding on falls into the pumpkin patch but tamaki is still rescued at the end of the day means that everything is fine and that the spell has broken but it's all ok. No. No. No. you fucking morons. listen to me. sure. consider this resolved. maybe themeatically, sure. but for kaoru, no. the carriage allegory is a symptom. a symptom of kaoru's depression. they treated the symptom, not the actual illness, and either way, kaoru was never in the know about it. it was just for us, the audience, but what does kaoru get? his fears are never resolved. we get the cheapest ending possible. and it's so so fucking annoying. they did this on purpose to say "oh look we DID resolve it!" NO YOU DIDN'T. YOU FUCKING DIDN'T. YOU DID THE BARE MINIMUM AND USED A LOOPHOLE BUT IT'S STILL UNRESOLVED FOR THE CHARACTER IN QUESTION. i hate this piece of shit allegory and if anybody else sends me an anonymous ask on tumblr saying how the carriage allegory was actually resolved im stapling my ballsack to the ceiling fan. good fucking bye.
WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS MADE A FUCKING NINTENDO 3DS THEME OF THIS FUCKING SITE. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU.
"SAKURASODA", WHOEVER YOU ARE, I WILL FUCKING FIND YOU.
this image is so fucking annoying who the fuck let this happen. genuinely. you think after almost 2 years i'd be over this BUT I'M FUCKING NOT. WHO LET THIS HAPPEN. WHO IN THE FUCKING WRITING STAFF ROOM LET THIS HAPPEN. I tried emailing greg ayres once (voice of kaoru fucking hitachiin) and he never replied. greg ayres i know you're reading this and i'm holding you accountable. reply to my fucking email boy. i will pay you 200$ to read the copypasta. it won't give me closure and in fact will probably make my scizophrenia worse but this is not longer a request you should be genuinely afraid for your life. fuck this stupid allegory. fuck this shit. fuck this shit. FUCK THE CARRIAGE. FUCK. THE CARRIAGE. WHO THOUGHT WE NEEDED CARRIAGE OFFICIAL COVER ART YOU COULD HAVE DRAWN ANYTHING ELSE BUT NOOOOOO. FUCK. OFF.